Hahaha very humorous
To be fair, nobody else will ever pick up that umbrella. I got an Umbrella for free after I went to class for three months in a row, and the same pretty spotted umbrella was still hanging there. So I decided whoevers Umbrella this was, they were not coming back for it and it's my favourite Umbrella of all time.I also have a friend who worked in the city's Lost and Found, and she said they had a huge shelf of black umbrellas and after a while would just chuck out the ones on the bottom and would not even bother if one was broken. Nobody ever came for those.
I was surprised by how many of the life hacks on one of these sites were simply about being dishonest!